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mike-the-tbdl:

Pleaseeee
Things I Say While I'm Driving
  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

(Source: cheezboiga, via koumatsuoka)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via iamwhoiam-noexcuses)

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper
calabozos:

foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

i can never get over this

ethlenn:

When cats can’t accomplish something, they just pretend they were about to do a different thing.

anna-sings:

theseniggas:

im-simply-me:


This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen.

I will never get over this. 

Shit

I scrolled past and thought it was a picture
Wow

itsrebeccablack:

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

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HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING AROUND

(Source: shovel-girl, via masturgr8)

hoechlinth:

i just wanna shake the hand of whoever cam up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible. 

(via i-just-wannabe-saved)